Random Pondering Concering Comic Books

[Fred Broca]

1) What is the origin of Power Girl's enormous rack and why is it her most distinguishing feature?

2) Isn't reasonable and realisitic to asume the that Diana and her Amazonian sisters would be lesbians, if not out and out misandrists?

3) How come The Batman hasn't been charged with child endangerment, abuse, or neglect?

4) Why do DC characters tend to have capes?

5) How did The Batman procure the giant penny, the playing card, and the robotic T-Rex and get them into the cave?

6) Who's the better escape artist, Mister Miracle or McGyver?

7) Why does Scott have a fetish for chicks with telekinetic/telepahty powers?

8) Is Magneto truly a bad guy or is he just hella down for his people?

9) Is Voltron a mech or a giant robo?

10) Why does it seem that DC characters are on a higher power level than Marvel's?

11) We all know that Bats is the "world's best detective", but who's second, Dick, Tim, or the Elongated Man?

12) The Elongated Man v Plas.

13) The winner of #12 v Reed Richards

14) Why is it that Bruce Timm and Dwayne McDuffie, make dope ass original stories from the source material, but nobody else seems to be able to do it. The notable exception being Chris Nolan and Richard Donner to a certain extent.

15) Did The Joker rape Barbara Gordon?

16) Why is Arkham's security so bad?

17) Is The Batman indirectly culpable for the deaths caused by J?

[Fred Broca]

Ponder the following scenarios:

What will happen if the Blob and the Juggernaunt collided?

Who's the more powerful mystic, Strange, Zatana, Zatara, or Fate?

Who's faster Captain Marvel (DC,) or Diana. Remember they both have the speed of Hermes.

Hulk v Superman?

Superman. Supes haves super speed and flight. Supes can hover over the Hulk. If The Hulk leapt at Supes, Supes would wait for the last possible minute, using his super fast reflexs move out of the way, grap The Hulk, then fling The Hulk into space. I personally would think that Supes wouldn't engage in The Hulk in combat. I think he would use these two powers to his advantage. The fight would last minutes, if not even seconds.

Supes v Thor

Is Rogue a virgin?

Admit it. Kryto is a wack ass concept.

Who's more powerful? Supergirl or Diana. Is Supergirl, though only a teenager, stronger because of her Krytonian hertiage. Or is Diana stronger due to maturity and experience.

Why is Namor better than Aquaman?

[Troynos]

Ponder the following scenarios:

What will happen if the Blob and the Juggernaunt collided?

Who's the more powerful mystic, Strange, Zatana, Zatara, or Fate?

Who's faster Captain Marvel (DC,) or Diana. Remember they both have the speed of Hermes.

Hulk v Superman?

Superman. Supes haves super speed and flight. Supes can hover over the Hulk. If The Hulk leapt at Supes, Supes would wait for the last possible minute, using his super fast reflexs move out of the way, grap The Hulk, then fling The Hulk into space. I personally would think that Supes wouldn't engage in The Hulk in combat. I think he would use these two powers to his advantage. The fight would last minutes, if not even seconds.

Supes v Thor

Is Rogue a virgin?

Admit it. Kryto is a wack ass concept.

Who's more powerful? Supergirl or Diana. Is Supergirl, though only a teenager, stronger because of her Krytonian hertiage. Or is Diana stronger due to maturity and experience.

Why is Namor better than Aquaman?

Juggernaut would run through the Blob. The Blob is movable, just takes alot.

Fate. Strange lost alot of his powers and Zatara/Zatana were never as strong as Fate.

Diana. She's lighter.

Superman. Hulk can't fly. Supes flies Hulk into space and leaves him there.

Thor. Supe's biggest weakness is magic. Thor's hammer is magic.

No. Rogue was raped on the island of Genosha when she lost her powers and she and Gambit hooked up another time when she lost her powers. She's now got control of her abilities to an extent so most likely has knocked boots with Gambit (and possibly Magneto) a couple of times.

Krypto the dog? Stupid. Makes no sense that he hangs around Superboy in Smallville. At some point someone won't recognize that Krypto the superdog is the same dog that hangs around the Kent farm?

Supergirl. But Diana has the edge in experience and would win the fight because of that.

Namor is stronger and can fly.

[Troynos]

1) What is the origin of Power Girl's enormous rack and why is it her most distinguishing feature?

2) Isn't reasonable and realisitic to asume the that Diana and her Amazonian sisters would be lesbians, if not out and out misandrists?

3) How come The Batman hasn't been charged with child endangerment, abuse, or neglect?

4) Why do DC characters tend to have capes?

5) How did The Batman procure the giant penny, the playing card, and the robotic T-Rex and get them into the cave?

6) Who's the better escape artist, Mister Miracle or McGyver?

7) Why does Scott have a fetish for chicks with telekinetic/telepahty powers?

8) Is Magneto truly a bad guy or is he just hella down for his people?

9) Is Voltron a mech or a giant robo?

10) Why does it seem that DC characters are on a higher power level than Marvel's?

11) We all know that Bats is the "world's best detective", but who's second, Dick, Tim, or the Elongated Man?

12) The Elongated Man v Plas.

13) The winner of #12 v Reed Richards

14) Why is it that Bruce Timm and Dwayne McDuffie, make dope ass original stories from the source material, but nobody else seems to be able to do it. The notable exception being Chris Nolan and Richard Donner to a certain extent.

15) Did The Joker rape Barbara Gordon?

16) Why is Arkham's security so bad?

17) Is The Batman indirectly culpable for the deaths caused by J?

1) Horny artists. It's now something of an "in-joke".

2) Bi-sexual.

3) He should be.

4) Because they like them.

5) The Atom shrunk them and re-enlarged them.

6) Mister Miracle. He has the aid of a Mother Box

7) Telepathy. Emma is telepathic only. The connecting ability is telepathy only. He likes the thoughts they can put in his head.

8) He's "hella down" (what does that even mean?) but goes to extremes at points. He only wants his people to be safe.

9) Mech

10) Choice by Marvel. They wanted more "down to earth" and "street level" heroes with DC having the more "cosmic".

11) Elongated Man is actual better then Batman. Dick is very far down the list. Tim will be the best eventually, but he's probably 3rd right now.

12) Plastic Man. He's more malleable and can do more with his abilities.

13) Plastic Man. See #12

14) Which was the dope ass original stories? The recent movies were adaptions.

15) No.

16) Non-creative writers.

17) Yes. But the people at Arkham even more so.

[Fred Broca]

8) He's "hella down" (what does that even mean?) but goes to extremes at points. He only wants his people to be safe..

Excuse my Central Richmond, CA ghetto vernacular. "hella down", is analogus to being "gung ho".


10) Choice by Marvel. They wanted more "down to earth" and "street level" heroes with DC having the more "cosmic".

) Elongated Man is actual better then Batman. Dick is very far down the list. Tim will be the best eventually, but he's probably 3rd right now

I didn't know this. DC is wasting a lot of story writing potential here.

14) Which was the dope ass original stories? The recent movies were adaptions.

One story that comes to mind are the War World stories. The inspiration for those episodes came from that story were after executing the Phantom Zone villians, Supes had a nervous break down and assumed another indentity. When he realized what he was doing, he banished himself into space.

17)14) Yes. But the people at Arkham even more so.

Aside from their horribly bad security, there's only so much the shrinks at Arkham can do with J. Ultimately it's his decision to be a homicial manic.