Cartoon Baroness

[Jinx723]

A couple of days ago I read here on the threads that the "new" Baroness in Wave 8 has the corrected crotch. I noticed mine has the same one from the 5 pack Baroness. I was just wondering for those how purchased her or checked out in the stores, does your Baroness have corrected crotch or "sit down easy access for Destro", Baroness?
If so, what are the chances Hasbro releasing a BLACK corrected Baroness single carded? Or should I just get another and painted her black?

[G.I.Eddie]

i have no input on the B, but man does Clutch rock or what?!

[Shogi]

Here's a photo comparison between my wave 8 and 5 pack Baroness figures:
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147369&postcount=92

[ceraurus]

My wave 8 Baroness has a corrected crotch, just like Shogi's pics.

[G.I.Eddie]

Here's a photo comparison between my wave 8 and 5 pack Baroness figures:
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147369&postcount=92

i'm kind of aroused by those pics...seriously, i'm kidding

[Bizarro Fett]

The one I picked up today has the old crotch. I guess I got the x rated version :-)

[ceraurus]

Really? So there's two crotch versions? Anyone have pics of a wave 8 Baroness with the old crotch? Glad I got out of the crotch-version-hunting business.

And once you type "old crotch" in a public forum, it's probably time to go to bed.

[Iron Spider-Man]

I too have the Cartoon Baroness with a fixed crotch, though I will only believe that there isn't a fixed one with pictures. All they had to do was shave off a bit of the crotch piece and make the leg holes hug the belt/symbol on it, more tightly. Just doing that makes a world of difference, just like Shogi's pictures show.

[topnotch97]

crotch?!?! you mean the Baronness is a guy?!?!?! :D

[Iron Spider-Man]

crotch Audio Help /krɒtʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kroch] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a forking or place of forking, as of the human body between the legs.
2. the part of a pair of trousers, panties, or the like, formed by the joining of the two legs.
3. a piece of material serving to form a juncture between the legs of trousers, panties, etc.
4. a forked piece, part, support, etc., as a staff with a forked top.
5. Billiards.
a. an area 41/2 in. (11.4 cm) square at each corner of a billiard table.
b. the situation in which both balls to be struck by the cue ball are within this area.
6. Nautical. crutch (def. 6).
7. the area of a tree at which a main branch joins the trunk.
8. the wood from such an area; crotchwood.

Where's the :rolleyes: smiley when you need it? I guess women don't have groins eh?

[Snow Job]

Wow....those pics Shogi posted are a little disturbing...lol

I hope I get the corrected version whenever the hell I find these.

By the way, does Wave 8 Baroness have a new head? Looks different.

[Bionic Commando]

Really? So there's two crotch versions? Anyone have pics of a wave 8 Baroness with the old crotch? Glad I got out of the crotch-version-hunting business.

And once you type "old crotch" in a public forum, it's probably time to go to bed.

I would have never thought of looking at Baroness' crotch until I read this post.I have 3 Baroness' I was going to convert them into female Cobra Soldiers and then I realized I have 1 with the enflamed camel toe and 1 with the skinny camel toe.I guess the plastic surgeon fixed something else besides her face :P Fixed crotch serial stamp# 80982 old crotch # 80872
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x121/sonny_toys/PICT3461.jpg

[Shogi]

This is when it pays to not have gotten the figures first :D

[ceraurus]

Cool. Thanks for the confirmation.

[Iron Spider-Man]

I would have never thought of looking at Baroness' crotch until I read this post.I have 3 Baroness' I was going to convert them into female Cobra Soldiers and then I realized I have 1 with the enflamed camel toe and 1 with the skinny camel toe.I guess the plastic surgeon fixed something else besides her face :P Fixed crotch serial stamp# 80982 old crotch # 80872
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x121/sonny_toys/PICT3461.jpg

That blows my mind. You can clearly see on the left picture that the arch of where the crotch leads into the leg that its closer to the yellow symbol than on the right one. I would just as soon assume that they would have released all of them like the one on the left, but yeah, like Shogi said, I am glad mine was the 80982 and not the other one!

[umanumanamo]

Damn, each time I see this Baroness she looks better and better... I might cave and buy one after all.. if I can find her. You better know I'm repainting her though!

[Bionic Commando]

Damn, each time I see this Baroness she looks better and better... I might cave and buy one after all.. if I can find her. You better know I'm repainting her though!

No need to repaint.Just do the head swap like I did :)
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x121/sonny_toys/PICT3467.jpg

[ceraurus]

No need to repaint.Just do the head swap like I did :)



Unless you want the crotch fix, you'll have to repaint, fix the crotch yourself, or wait for the black one to be released carded.

[Bionic Commando]

Unless you want the crotch fix, you'll have to repaint, fix the crotch yourself, or wait for the black one to be released carded.

True,but I don't foresee my Baroness ever sitting in a Cobra vehicle since thats what the crotch-fix was for.She just looks to cool displayed alone than to be encased in vehicle plastic.So the whole crotch thing doesn't bother me at all

[Iron Spider-Man]

Baroness is a qualified HISS tank operator afterall! No reason not to have her drive one, occasionally.

Bionic Commando, I love Major Bludd on the bike, and Destro w/ a horse, they fit well on the Indiana Jones deluxe figure vehicles. I have both of those as well, and the new w4 comic pack Storm Shadow is riding the motorcycle. I mean, afterall, what's cooler than a ninja? A ninja riding a motorcycle. :O

[Steel Brigade]

SHE'S AWESOME!! I got her today with the fixed Va-J-J!!

[umanumanamo]

Nice head swap... I just may do that instead...

[Amberbratt]

since we are talking about baroness I thought I would take the time to say that

I took the 5 pack baroness and snake eyes parka head and did a mash up.

Snake eyes with Boobs FTW! LOL

[Shin Densetsu]

Damn...all wave 8 Baroness would have been better off with the fixed crotch, that was the main reason I wanted it! Will have to check the figure carefully once I find it.

[Amberbratt]

No need to repaint.Just do the head swap like I did :)
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x121/sonny_toys/PICT3467.jpg

ok buddy!

i am feeling that pic... however may i suggest painting her glass either red or silver?

the green isnt gonna cut it :)

[RAR]

A 3 page discussion about a plastic female action figure's crotch. Where else but HISSTANK?

[Gungho-joe]

Does fixed crotch baroness mean she cant have any little destros?

[Amberbratt]

lol the fixed crotch thing worries me a little after looking at those pics... she was looking a little 'full' down in her special area...

btw what did ever happen to that one joe guy i forgot what his name was.......

lol ..... hmmmmm ;)

[Snow Job]

lol the fixed crotch thing worries me a little after looking at those pics... she was looking a little 'full' down in her special area...

btw what did ever happen to that one joe guy i forgot what his name was.......

lol ..... hmmmmm ;)


Me?

<----- Real name is Joe :D

[Cavbeast]

i'm sure hisstank has never posted out of context lines from the GI Joe comics or cartoons.

Now i just have to check my baroness' crotch that I bought today.

Of course this will be one of those activities the wife will not know about.

[Gungho-joe]

lol the fixed crotch thing worries me a little after looking at those pics... she was looking a little 'full' down in her special area...

btw what did ever happen to that one joe guy i forgot what his name was.......

lol ..... hmmmmm ;)

your postings never dissapoint, this one almost made me pee myself!! BTW what does "full" down in her special place mean? Does it mean her vageene hang like sleeve of wizard?

[Gungho-joe]

i'm sure hisstank has never posted out of context lines from the GI Joe comics or cartoons.

Now i just have to check my baroness' crotch that I bought today.

Of course this will be one of those activities the wife will not know about.

I try to hide it from my wife when I sneek a peek at plastic crotches too. she just wouldnt understand.

[Darth Malificent]

This gives me hope that if Hasbro continues to produce their 5-packs (like the Joe pack and the Legions pack that are continually being released) that we might just see a corrected/fixed black Baroness in a Cobra 5-pack. Only problem is I haven't seen one with a date stamp anywhere close to the past few months, and the Cobra 5-pack isn't shipping in the new cases that have only the Joe and Cobra Legions sets...unless someone here can state otherwise? Knowing Hasbro, anything is possible. Might just see a late date stamp Cobra 5-pack out there somewhere. Anyone have such luck?

[Amberbratt]

dood they stopped making those last year I thought

your prolly seeing old stock :P

[ceraurus]

SHE'S AWESOME!! I got her today with the fixed Va-J-J!!

Is this the official spelling? I thought it may be vajayjay, but I wasn't sure.

[Gothiczartan]

they should use scarlett body to create accurate cartoon baroness and the comic book version as well.

[spacemonkeymafia]

they should use scarlett body to create accurate cartoon baroness and the comic book version as well.

Why The one they have pretty much is The Bster......

[Shogi]

SHE'S AWESOME!! I got her today with the fixed Va-J-J!!

Is this the official spelling? I thought it may be vajayjay, but I wasn't sure.

Sounds like both you guys have watched a little too much Oprah :D
Me and my girlfriend both got a laugh out of these

[Steel Brigade]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Steel Brigade http://www.hisstank.com/forum/images/hisstank25/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showthread.php?p=148768#post148768)
SHE'S AWESOME!! I got her today with the fixed Va-J-J!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by ceraurus http://www.hisstank.com/forum/images/hisstank25/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showthread.php?p=148860#post148860)
Is this the official spelling? I thought it may be vajayjay, but I wasn't sure.


Sounds like both you guys have watched a little too much Oprah :D
Me and my girlfriend both got a laugh out of these


I think I got that saying from the tv show "Scrubs", & as for the spelling, your guess is as good as mine as I paused & tilted my head before I typed it out... LOL!!

Glad I made you & the gf laugh there Shogi my friend!! :)

[Jinx723]

A 3 page discussion about a plastic female action figure's crotch. Where else but HISSTANK?

True, now if they can only fix Scarlett's crotch, I'm pretty sure everyone would be happy.

[ceraurus]

I think I got that saying from the tv show "Scrubs", & as for the spelling, your guess is as good as mine as I paused & tilted my head before I typed it out... LOL!!

Glad I made you & the gf laugh there Shogi my friend!! :)

Yeah, Scrubs is where I heard it, too.

[Iron Spider-Man]

True, now if they can only fix Scarlett's crotch, I'm pretty sure everyone would be happy.

Hey, they might do that when they release the Pilot Scarlett figure. You never know! I mean, they haven't shown wave 10 or 11 pics yet, so anything is fair game, IMO.

[sweeper]

Enough with her crotch, let's all look at her butt for awhile. Nice butt, best JOE butt I've ever seen.

[Bionic Commando]

Enough with her crotch, let's all look at her butt for awhile. Nice butt, best JOE butt I've ever seen.

Speaking of her butt I'm trying to figure out a way to do a cartoon Baroness in swimsuit custom.I might have to find a Star Wars body