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Official G.I. Joe Command Team Recruiting Thread
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07-17-2009, 05:12 PM
The Batman
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All right then, VQ I offer you the following:
1. A life of honour fighting to defend your country and the (fictional)world from the deprivations of cobra.
2. The satisfaction of disproving the months of clown jokes that have hounded our team
3. The pleasure of placing your boot on the throat of those who play for cobra, and the enjoyment of running them through with your lightsaber
4. The rights and ability to choose your own hours, and fighting class
5. A guaranteed roster spot for as long as you want it.
6. Unrestricted access to the "Hall of Babes" on Sublevel-9 of the Pit, with special access to the much coveted "Canadian Room"
7. A daily stipend five time whatever you would be offeredon Cobra or the GM team
8. A promise that I won't suggest various Pink-Vader Avatars until April Fools Day next year (and a promise that I will be suggesting daily if you go to cobra)
9. The joy of returning to the team you built and led to hang out with all your old friends
10. The chance to once more prove who the baddest Joe on the block is
11. Shipping discount for the MARS 3-packs if/when they go on clearance here
Further terms are negotiable
Apply at the G.I. Joe recruiting office (right here)
VQ.. that's a load of poppycock anyway! Just join Cobra and just destroy stuff at will, where the JOES try to protect everything of value!
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