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07-13-2009, 04:11 PM
The Batman
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Bats collects his self after that beating! Damn.. DSR stomped a mudhole in my ass and tried to walk it dry. Dammit, those were my Hickory Rake Handles!! I will have to tell Alfred to make me some more. But UNTIL THEN! DSR starts walking away.. I can feel the snickering he is doing as he turns his machine off. Well, I ain't the Batman for nothing!! I reach around a corner and grab the Sledge Hammer that Triple H gave me a few weeks ago. (never leave home without it) I yell "HEY DSR!!" He turns and looks at me.. I can smell the fear leaking from his ass. I take the sledge hammer and break it over my knee to where I have a 3 foot Wooden Handle! I can see a tear leak from his left eye! He turns and runs like hell. I throw it at him tripping him and he lands face first on the ground.. stunned. I go get my fancy new handle and whisper in DSR's ear "This is gonna hurt you worse than me!"
WHACK, BAM, SLAP, BIFF, WHOP, WHAM, BOOM, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK!!
Damn... was that your ass bone I heard break??! I throw the handle to the cheering crowd as I walk out of there smiling like a jackass!
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