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07-05-2009, 10:56 PM
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After Bat's bell is rung for like the 15th time in 2 hours, he staggers to his feet. His ribs are sore, maybe even broken. It's hard to breathe, his vision is blurred all he sees and smells is the rotton beer that is everywhere in the place. Destro continues to laugh histarically! Cobra Commander worried about a scratch on his facemask. BDB is just frollicking in beer like a pig in mud. Rader is decimated, Dusty is confused. I hear someone call my name and I turn to see Triple H in the crowd. He says "Hey.. take this Equalizer and put a knot or 2 on his head!" I take the sledgehammer from his cold, hard hands!! I creep around the ring like a sniper looking for the shot. BDB's back is turned to me as I creep up on him and yell "HEY DUMBASS!" He turns and I take the sledgehammer and slam it as hard as I can on his foot! He falls to the ground in agony grabbing his foot. I take the sledge by the head and point the handle at his face and say "YOU CAN'T WAGE WAR IF YOU CAN'T WALK!!!"
DAMN.. I told a good story!
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