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06-05-2009, 02:37 PM
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ok, here is one of my more memorable "being pissed" at the movies stories.
NOTE ADULTS ONLY AFTER THIS POINT!!!!!
so I went to see the last X-files movie (I know, but i am an X-phile...hardcore) and about 20 minutes into the movie this couple of teenagers comes in and sits behind me, I am in the second to last row, they are in the last. A few minutes later I hear em making out. A little obnoxious, but whatever. Then I hear a zipper being undone. Then some shuffling. Then slurping. I lean back just a little to make sure they are doing what it sounds like. Sure enough. WTF. Who does that in public? and while I know that the X-files was not the best of movies you could have gone to like a bathroom or home or something. So anyway, I stand up and go "Are you S**kin D**k in the X-files movie?" and loudly told the whole theater what they were doing. They stopped. and left. and I hope his balls swole to watermelons and ached for days.
Are you sure you were in the right theater? Sure you didn't go to see
XXX Files and they were just acting out the movie? lol j/k great story
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