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Official Cobra Command Recruitment Thread!!!!
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05-15-2009, 05:34 PM
darthdoug
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 6,515
RECRUITING TIME!!!
How's my team of champions doing out there today?
Way to reclaim your rightful place in the HISS TANK WAR ZONE.
Now that you've had a few hours to let this glorious victory soak in we need to get back to business. We move quickly into recruiting mode.
You guys remember the instructions given to you to recruit for this mission? Well we're doing it again. Result to whatever tactics worked for you before (as we added several newbies). If nothing worked before and you never added that "RECRUITER" badge to your war decorations then this is a great chance to make it happen. You are not a PRODUCTIVE member of Cobra unless you've done the following:
Killed a Clown (KO is acceptable)
Carried orders resulting in catastrophic loss for GI JOE
Set an alarm clock to wake up and make a hit for Cobra
Recruited someone into the team
CELEBRATED A VICTORY (w/a stogie, Blueweiser and Grape Soda)
Yes, recruiting is just as important as winning in this family. You are the best of the baddest. I would not want anyone else fighting alongside me.
I mean we are so good that dsrader tries to join once for each one of his personalities.
I don't know about you but until I joined COBRA my HISS TANK experience was pretty empty. I mean I tried to KO people on the tank by myself and out in the threads. It lead to me getting to know the MODS on a personal level - I'll say that.
So luckily, I wandered my way into SNAKE territory and saw a vision. A vision of a dimented madman hell bent on ruling the world, and I wanted to be part of that. I wanted to inflict pain on people in a harmless way that benefitted evil over good. There's nothing wrong with that. I wanted big rewards, grape soda, gold payout, naked women, nice cars. COBRA gave me all that. Don't you enjoy this? Don't you enjoy having this home on HISS TANK? You enjoy Stomping mudholes in clowns? I mean imagine if BDB were not part of Cobra... Remember when he used to take that ego out into the world without direction? Now look at him! He's never gonna be fully functional in society, but at least he has a home where he serves a purpose and provides value.
I WANT THAT for all wayward HISS TANKERS. Let's find the miscreants who will want to join our team. We want friends and non-goodie-2-shoes that want to take out those that are trying to fight for what is right. We want to add more 100% posters who want to bring down society and create ANARCHY.
Let's grow SNAKES!!! Get yourself a mis-guided COBRA soldier who just don't know what they're missing out on yet.
WE NEED YOU to make it happen. Get he word out!!!
COBRA!!!!!!!
I thought this old-time photo said it all:
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