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beachhead vs. sgt. slaughter
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03-02-2009, 07:29 PM
Cold Slither
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snakeeyes22
Gotta say Sarge because he might be immortal. He rides face first into battle in a tank with no frontal protection whatsoever and almost zero firepower because sitting in an all terrain wheelchair on steroids and thinking of hardcore things to say while punching people is all there is to do on the way to battle when you have a negative fear of death.
All he brings to an explosive gun fight are his fists. I've only seen him carry a rifle like twice, which was only to be sure none of the mortal clowns he's training don't drop theirs and try some superheroic nonsense that only Sarge is capable of.
He shouts EVERY word he feels is worth uttering. This blows out the eardrums of friend and foe alike. Joes probably have standard issue earplugs for when he unleashes this sonic warfare.
Have you ever seen his eyes? Me neither. Probably lasers.
If we're going by their plastic personas, Sarge carries a stick, the only weapon he'll ever need, which is only to pick poces of you out of his angry, monstrous teeth.
Beachhead took over 20 years to figure out how to get that damned crossbow out of his backpack.
Now, if Beachhead can manage to get this hellbent punishment machine into a headlock, he CAN make him pass out with his foul, undeodorized armpits. If this happens, I'd recommend A) flipping off his hat in a desperate search for a weakness or OFF switch, or B) running like he'll and calling in an airstrike, praying that Sarge doesn't revive and can't jump high enough to piledriver Skystrikers.
Classic post.
He shouts EVERY word he feels is worth uttering. = amazing quote!
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