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01-21-2009, 02:20 PM
Troynos
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GI Jon
I have figured out the age dilema of the GI Joe and Cobra Teams. I offer two explanations:
1. All characters remain the same age regardless of how many years they have been there. So Duke fought in Nam and joined the Joe team around age 35, now 25 years later, he is still around 35 because he doesen't age...it's just like James Bond or Batman....always the same age.
Now some of you may not agree with that assessment so I have devised a secondary explanation.
2. In 1986, Cobra Commander reached over, from his picture on the Cover of GI Joe, and stole a single hair from Wolverine who was on the cover of X-Men. This occured because the new guy at the comic book shop was careless. Anyway with a little help from a certain tanktop cape wearing Dr. Mindbender, Cobra devised a chemical compound that would stop aging and all of their top agents received it. Once the Joes found out about it they showed up and stole it. Realizing what Cobra had done, and realizing that Cobra would be around for the long haul, General Hawk had all of the Joes take the compound so that they would always be there to stop Cobra. Now because this mission was so secret it had to be erased from the books and no one ever heard about it again, and in order to account for the time that was spent during this mission, Shipwreck made up the worst possible tale imaginable as an alibi and filed it with the Pentagon. What was the name of that story you ask...you guessed it...Cobra Laa.
Does that sort out this issue for everyone?
Sorry I haven't been around lately, I've been out of Town on business. Troynos I'm sorry about your divorce, I hope everything works out for you.
That makes perfect sense. I love it. Awesome.
Well, it's been about 4 months since she stopped trying to harass me (been divorced about a year and a half now), so yep, it's getting better, lol.
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