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The Hama-verse....from the beginning. Read Along.
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06-11-2019, 11:53 AM
nero9000
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The exciting new direction of more robots and ninjas continues! There are some useful ideas, like the return of the Oktober Guard and bringing the Cobras back home, but mostly it's a dud.
Speaking of ninjas, Baroness is one now. It's contagious. Baroness and Billy take out an army of Vipers, but then decide five red ninjas are too much for them. Slice and Dice patiently wait while B&B open a secret passage and slip out.
Zartan is now a master tactician. "Why not take over all of Eastern Europe?" Fuck, Zartan, you tell us why not. Cobra Commander instead settles for taking over fictional countries, because apparently Transcarpathia fell after Cobra moved into one castle in the middle of nowhere. Welcome to Transcarpathia. Population: you.
Red Star is a dead ringer for Brekhov, even though the toy isn't. Why? It's a long story. That's code for we can't be arsed to give explanations. Actually, it's because he's a ninja with face-hypnotizing powers. He makes a good point about how the figure was out of vogue about as soon as he hit the stores.
Sgt. Misha has seen better days. He's basically Wolfgang now. Meanwhile, Sci-Fi is now Payload, too. Or Freddie Mercury. He gets super uncomfortable when Daina starts taking her clothes off. Daina pretends she's ever met Duke.
The Joe vs. Cobra war has reached a point where Hawk and Stalker have nothing better to do than drive a circle around Wolkekuckkuckland.
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