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Top 10 worst vehicles?
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03-18-2019, 03:41 AM
Ruin
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In no particular order:
-Armadillo. One man, four guns that recoil right into his lap, and a tank to drive on top of that. Add to that the stubby tracks leave quite a bit of body hanging over the front. I don't see this thing crawling out of too many trenches like that
- Tread Ripper. Another tank. Its like they stopped designing it after running into the aesthetic problems of making a tank look like a bicycle. There is no peripheral vision for the driver, and he looks forward through the tracks through what is essentially a gap in the toy they forgot to put something else.
-Wheel Blaster Bike. Sculpt is decent, but all it has is a movie shot gimmick where it shoots its front wheel off. Then......you have a motorcycle with one wheel. Honestly, if they would have dispensed with that and put a kickstand on the thing, it would have been a decent toy.
- LCV Recon Sled. All those little wheels in the front look bad and defeat its function.
- Firebat. How is that thing supposed to fly with the engine pulling air from the cockpit? How is your head not supposed to get sucked in? It's obvious they didn't expect this thing to make it back. no landing gear, and all.
Vector Jet - That bulbous tumor in the back.....
Arctic Blast - Two big wheels and a bunch a little skids on the front. Snowdrift face-plant machine.
Fang III - Too much Lanard inspiration here.
Road Rebel - a sidecar with a big tippy gun on top they are trying to pass off as a tank. In its own defense, there's a lot of crap Hasbro tries to pass off as a tank.
Coastal Defender - I'm right there with you. Weaponized outhouses are a bridge too damned far.
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