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07-31-2016, 11:39 PM
Hicks_Royel
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I have to wonder if cramming it full of zombies qualifies as "public use" of the dumpster.
While I too lack a face to place in the book of faces, I was able to at least see the front page. I like the two yellow suits.
"Aaaaalright, shit's looking kinda bad out here. Yep, I'd say ten, maybe fifteen minutes before we have perimeter breach. Think it's time for the ol' plan B." Schi-schick!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell, man?"
"What? I shoot you three, two head shots for those thankless orange jokers and a life ending but slow bleeding thigh shot for you."
"What!? Why does mine have to be slow and painful?"
"Well, I need someone to put me down too, you know. The thigh shot will give you time to you know..."
"Well, couldn't you just, I don't know, put the gun up to your own head once you're done killing us?"
"Suicide? Sir, I'll have you know I'm not one for a bullet train to Hell. No thank you... heh... 'bullet train'."
"So wait, you're not willing to kill yourself because you think suicide's a sin... but three murders you're completely cool with?"
"They'll be mercy killings. I'm sure there's like a
Kevorkian clause
in the guidelines somewhere."
"MER--
Mercy Killings!?
You plan on letting me slowly bleed out and likely get mauled alive by a horde of flesh eating undead monsters all agitated by the scent of fresh blood because you've 'quick and painlessed' our literal last line of defense!"
"Hey, hey... your hands wouldn't be clean in this either if you'd go through with your part of the plan, mister. But you know what? I was going to give you a chance to be a hero here too. But that chance is gone. Head shot for you, head shot for him and I'll just have to hope that one has enough time to react, turn around and 'exact revenge' on me before he slumps over into the waiting horde. I hope you're happy with yourself!"
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