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02-14-2012, 02:18 PM
Iok
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What? I'd heard there were some weird stuff going on with the pregnancy and the baby, but I never heard of that.
Yup. Bella gets pregnant thanks to some incredibly violent - sorry, ''passionate'' - sex from her now-husband Edward (he leaves her black and blue but she keeps begging him for more, which is a great message to send) and when he discovers this (because they seemed to think humans and sparkly homosex- sorry, ''vampires'' couldn't breed) he then tells her to ''get rid of that thing.''
However, he then discovers he can telepathically communicate with the foetus(!) and so they go through with the birth. But the creation of a vampire baby (or the proposed turning of Bella, I wasn't paying attention) is in conflict with some agreement they had with the gay boyband werewolves, so Jacob the shirtless werewolf volunteers to kill the baby.
But as he walks in and sees it - and I shit you not - they make eye contact and he has a fantasy about her as an adult and then falls in love with her. But to sidestep all the associated nastiness of a 19-year old falling in love with a baby, they describe it as ''imprinting.'' So that's OK then.
Seriously, if you have an impressionable daughter (or gay son) who reads these books, you need to sit down and have a long talk with them. And people wonder why shit like this happens:
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