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'Twas The Night Before St. Nick's
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12-04-2011, 04:29 PM
The Delta
Cobra's #1 Killer
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: milwaukee,wi
Posts: 7,149
Twas the night before St. Nick’s,
And THE DELTA was pissed,
He shot at that fat bastard last year,
And sadly he missed….
St. Nick laughed at him,
He might even have snickered.
“That’s what you get,
When you shoot while snookered”
THE DELTA had a plan,
That fat bastard was going down,
THE DELTA wasn’t going to let
St. Nick sneak back out of his town.
THE DELTA got ready,
He loaded up his glocks,
He poured himself a drink,
And pulled up his socks.
He was ready for some action,
And looking for a fight.
Sadly St. Nick
Won’t be going home tonight.
THE DELTA heard the jingle
Of those annoying little bells,
He grabbed for his glock,
And yelled “WHAT THE HELL?!?!”
THE DELTA’s guns were gone,
He looked high and looked low,
It looked like St. Nick
Hid them out in the snow.
St. Nick knew his plan,
THE DELTA was foiled again.
His stocking was stuffed
With nothing but Bran.
“Eat more healthy”
Is what a note said
“And looks like this year
Again I’m not dead”
THE DELTA was pissed
And ran to get St. Nick
“I WILL GET YOU!!
You annoying fat prick”
St. Nick just laughed
As he rode out of sight.
“F**k you Delta, and
Have a good night.”
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