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11-16-2011, 10:05 AM
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Vic Striker, The Beginning:
It's a cool and breezy morning in October when a strange man makes a decision that he needs to do something else with his life. Living life working at a hole in the wall BBQ shack in west Texas has taken a toll on the 27 year old dude who has damn near been in a fight everyday of his life. Been in jail so many times that the county itself has decided to rename the Law Enforcement Center to Striker's Homestead. Hell, Vic Striker has been arrested so many times and beat down by the cops that they send him Christmas cards hoping that someday he will channel his anger and basically get the hell out of town so they can have some peace!
That day was today. He gave no notice and didn't leave a goodbye kiss to the lady he picked up the night before. He just put on his clothes and got in his Ford F-150 pickup and headed out for Springfield. Now what the hell was in Springfield.. you may ask. He heard of a group of people joining together to fight the politics and pathetic fools in Washington. Striker had seen enough in the news that joining the military would not save this country for they basically could not afford to pay their own soldiers. So why not just join a band of misfits in hopes to change the outlook of this country. Hell, he didn't vote for those bastards anyway.
He stops at a gas station just north outside of the Denton area. The place smelled like a damn sewage factory. A short and fat man who reeks of Old Spice walks into the station where Striker parked his truck. "Damn gas prices are outrageous!" Striker yells out loud. After 65.00 of gas has been pumped and the cap is put on... Striker walks into the store to complain about the lack of full service that goes on at that pathetic gas station. The gas station attendant is knocked smooth out and bleeding by the door. Striker looks up to see the fat boy trying to clean out the register and stuffing snicker bars in all his pockets. He has a Gold Symbol on the back of his jacket that reads "Iron Grenadiers".
"HEY FAT BOY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP AROUND HERE INSTEAD OF CLEAN OUT!!"
The oversized fool comes at Striker with a force reserved for a bull in Mexico. But hell, Striker has fought bigger and been sat on by fatter. Striker dodges the fist and trips the large man making him fall face first on the floor. Then Striker grabs his face and slams it to the floor with a sickening “THUD”!! About that time the attendant comes around and offers Striker’s gas for free and then calls the cops. Now… we are back on the road to Springfield to join this clan they call COBRA.
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