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11-05-2011, 12:14 AM
CG23
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ok.........night started at Target.......still nothing.....2 months...only a single open jungle viper,,4 12" figs,,,and 3 skystrikers.......pissed me off...
on to toys r us...little better....some new figs from 30th waves..vamps, black dragon, skystrikers, 12" figs.......and none of it on sale for the Doorbusters weekend....bitches.....
so I am walking around...looking at the top of the shelves to see what TRU is hiding, see a box that says-MVU Shild Helocarrier, MVUC wv 1.........WTF...a Helicarrier and the box is huge....geekgasam!!! so I step back and try to see whats what and find out what it really is...then some guy walks in front of me(now understand, I have been on the aisle for about 3-4 minutes) and says Excuse YOU.....wait what....so I say- umm did you just say Excuse YOU??? ...he says yeah I did, so.......Krisk(breathe its ok its ok........nah fuck that)....well I reply.....so its no reason to be a complete fucking rude asshole,,but looking at you I guess you dont have much of a choice, yeah life has strecthed your ass out so it pretty much covers your enitre body!!..........ok, Maybe I over reacted....
well the guy steps over to me.......I get ready to punch this big fucker in the adams apple and then to break a knee cap...when some redshirt comes wheeling around the corner and tells me to leave........strike 2 on the night for joes!
part 1
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part 2:
from there we go to Marshalls........more shit! but looks clean in there for a change......still feeling pissy from TRU..
next we go to Verizon.....have to change a work phone over to another cell.. the charger broke..we keep our old phones just for this reason....the idiot behind the counter doesnt understand what I want to do.......it easy..I have 1 broke phone...I want to activate the other phone with the info from the broken one...after about 5 explanations the ass for brains gets it...Man I hate the fact that all the people that I like have left this location...is it just me or are most of Verizon employees smug, snug snobbish fucking assholes???
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part 2.5...(didnt want to time out again)
so get the hell outta Verizon before I break someone...
Walmart.........almost get hit in the parking lot cuz some cockface is hauling ass the wrong way without any lights on in the lane we are in.....yeah...I am in a great mood!! thank god the wife is driving or I wouldve pinwheeled and chased that asshole down......get into Walmart...they got some new figs!!! Renegades are on the pegs...missing Duke and Snake-eyes..but still good to see them...so I am peg digging to see what they have........some kid runs into me......ahem let me clarify---damn nears knocks me onto the shelf...as it is I barely caught my balance and only knocked one peg down...I turn to yell(remember--shitty mood) and his mother is standing right there.....like 6 feet away..glaring at me........
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so..........I say...hey lady why dont you say something to your satan spawn there or better yet why dont you grab that little terd slinger and shove him back up into your snatch cuz lord knows we need something to kill that odor.......
ok......I am way out in left field now...but fuck I cant help myself...
she goes to say something when the workers that were on that aisle...ask me to leave....they were nice about it...or else I prolly wouldve turned that whole aisle over....
sigh.........still no joes in my hands......
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then we go to Ross.......yeah they are setting up for Christmas finally!!!
they got shelves and tables up front...some toys on the tables and one two sided shelving unit......I am glad to see that even if there are not any Joes up there..I head to the back to check tornado alley...see some mars 3 packs and a lava pod and the arctic sub thing...
so I am digging to see what else they have hidden you know...you gotta dig in that place to find anything...hell I found a forgotten black HISS on the bottom shelf in the corner that way....
some lady sees me digging and says rather loudly......look at that grownass man digging in the kiddie stuff, must be something wrong with him......ok..normally I just ignore the dogfaced breeding factory like that....but tonight has been the night for the shit to happen...
well I pop off...look at the nosy bitch, who should be minding her own damn business...without even getting up...well the "security" asks her to leave, then escorts me out of the store........
yep, clean sweep, didnt buy shit! didnt find Shit!
great fucking night..
The Krisk Chronicles. Its incredible no one died tonight and that The K-man is not in jail! Thak sucks K sorry! Thanks for sharing though,
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