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06-25-2011, 07:13 AM
cobralalalala!
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Area 51, Nevada
Posts: 10,127
Welcome to the Awesome awards!
Awarded for Chapter 18
Awesome Sigs:
Iron Grenadiers: Jett Fire +1
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G.I. Joe: Talisman +1
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Cobra: CG23 +1
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Mercenaries: Roxxstar +1
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Awesome posts:
Story teller:
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Originally Posted by
Night Viper 143
It was a long nightmarish run back to the line to resupply. That's the hard part about being on the forward team, you stay so far forward running out of supplies is the worst. Even the corpses aren't carrying much ammo. It takes too many rounds to kill these guys.
I even saw some of the Cobra's shooting there own zombies. That's the problem when working with monstrous lab rats, they are just too unpredictable.
I took my time getting back on station. Joecom gave me a new set of orders. He showed some sympathy I guess. Keep above the fray, fire for effect. They even issued me new gear. A .50 cal sniper rifle that could give Lowlight wet dreams. I'm eager to crack one off with it. But I just can't seem to rush back into that nightmare.
10 minutes later, I'm at the top of the watertower looking over the Cobra Camp.
I see Numbers through the scope, backing away from another zombie, with the same 'oh crap, I'm out look' I had moments ago.
>Krack<
The rifle's retort is heard from all over the battlefield. Eyes look up everywhere. I shoulda known by the look on Joecom's face, this was a one way trip for sure. I may be able to avoid the Zombies from up here, but I got a funny feeling, the bullets from all the rest of our enemies aren't going to have any trouble finding me.
The Zombies head explodes from the bullet impact, covering Numbers in all kinds of yuck. But to his credit he cheers for a few seconds before he vomits from the smell. I almost sympathy puke with him. It doesn't help that I'm covered in the same yuck.
The effect on the rest of the Joes is priceless. Knowing they have an eye in the sky rallies them back into the fight.
Maybe Joecom does know what he's doing.
I think I'll thank him if I survive.
But I think I'll haunt him into the next century if I die!
GI Joe Green Beret
hurt Zombie Arkeville -4
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LMAO:
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Originally Posted by
kneroh
Iron Grenadier Medic
Heal Wraith +4
Day 1 of the game.
Day 2
Day 5
Day 8
Day 10
Huerta and BFJ on the last day of the game
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Flint071
“Switching to guns”
Flint071 thumbed the selector switch and the chain gun on the belly of the helicopter came alive.
“Targets acquired, beginning strafing run.”
The HUD display in his helmet cycled through the targets, automatically calculating trajectories.
He pressed the stick forward, dipping the nose and skimming the tree tops. The occasional branch slapped off the skids, but he held his line.
“Come get some!”
The chain gun roared and the ground exploded in the path of the bullets sending dirt and foliage upward in a violent plume, washing over the enemies like a wave of death.
Small arms fire bounced off the underside of the cockpit from those few brave, or insanely stupid, troopers who stood their ground as the chopper bore down upon them.
Flint071 lifted the nose and banked right heading back to the LZ for rearmament. With any luck Pit Viper had two dirty Jersey girls waiting for him in the barracks while he waited.
Flint071
Action Force Pilot (Level 0)
Strafe
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ron Anvil Silvermane
Strafe Iron Anvil Mentallo
Strafe Iron Anvil El Jaguar
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A picture is worth a thousand words:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
ShockVal
Iron Grenadier Demolitions
Hurt Quarrel -4
Something is going to go Boom!
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Epic post:
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Serpymatt
The Green Shirt lowers his shoulder and drives me back into the side of their APC. This knocks the wind out of me momentarily, but it’s not much different than crashing into the walls of the Arena.
Luckily, I was able to get my arms up, so while he may have me wrapped up, at least I have my weapons free to trade some damage with him. Clasping my arms together, I bring them down hard along his spine. I feel him buckle a little, but it’s just him backing off slightly so he can drive his shoulder into my abdomen again and force a little more air out of me. I glance at his patch – McBride.
I decide to change up my technique a bit since this isn’t a normal bout… this actually is life or death. I begin raining down my fists like hammers upon his kidneys. Tender little organs they are with not much protection to help shield them. After about five stiff shots, he throws his hips to the side quickly as he tosses me to the ground. I shift my weight quickly and get to a knee before he resets for another go at me. I can see the kidney punches have taken a small toll on him because he winces a little when he stands up fully.
Then again, it does seem a little more difficult to take a deep breath. The big bastard might have fractured one of my ribs when he was landing those shoulder thrusts. Maybe when I sized him up I underestimated him a little… but at least I know what I’m dealing with now.
Stalking in slowly, the Green Shirt McBride closes the distance between us once more, but I decide it’s time for me to go on the attack. I step forward and fake a jab to his throat, but throw a kick to his midsection after he brings his hands up to his face.
My boot strikes stronger material. Kevlar. Fair enough… body shots are gonna be a little tougher than normal.
As I recoil, he connects a shot to the side of my head that has me seeing stars. Does he have bricks for hands? What the hell?! I do know one thing I can do better than this Joe… that’s fight dirty.
I stagger back and fall on my backside. I see the look in his eyes… like a predator moving in for the kill on his wounded prey. Too bad he’s got it all wrong.
I scoot back slowly and he picks up his pace, closing the distance between us. I’m within his reach now and he bends down, grabbing my throat. I give him this moment and smile up at him as I extend my right leg full speed into his left knee cap.
Ah, the familiar sound of a grown man screaming when he realizes something has just been bent the way it was never intended. Green Shirt McBride’s grip goes from my throat and towards his knee as he doubles over in pain. I deliver another kick upward swiftly and catch him in the throat.
He staggers backward with an extremely awkward stance. He’s in no shape to even defend himself – my moment is now. I rush forward and soar through the air with a huge boot tracking right to his face.
Guess it’s true what they say – the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Serpymatt
Cobra Combat Surgeon
Hurt Greenshirt McBride -2
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