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02-23-2011, 08:56 AM
xSwamiJayx
The Ruiner.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Akron, OH
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Here's a secret: when I was a Joe, I always hated Steeler. For a glorified green shirt, he was a cocky bastard. It's one thing if you're, I dunno, Snake Eyes, I guess. You can get away with being a cocky bastard because you're the toughest man alive. But 'ol Ralph Pulaski? He's just a dick that's used to getting his way and "hates authority figures." Then why he'll did you join the armed forces, moron?
So it's with great pleasure that when I see his stupid MOBAT charging down the gate at Castle Destro that I leap from my tower. I stow my gun in it's holster and slide through the chaos around me, heading towards that stupid little tank. Some other green shirt rushes me and I jam the heel of my hand into his nose, crushing it. The blood splatters all over as he crumples to the ground.
I can hear the tank's guns whistling as they fire round after round. The cannon is charging for another shot, but before the bastard can pull the trigger, I rip the lid open and drag him out.
He looks at me for a second before recognition flashes over his face, "You?"
"Yeah, i've heard it before. I'm alive and I fight for the gold and glory now."
I throw him to the ground outside the MOBAT. As it turns out, he's fast, though, and he throws a solid punch that hits me square in the chin as I jump down to meet him. Stars flash and the world goes white. Steeler laughs.
"Clutch liked you for some reason. I don't get it." He throws another punch and I fall to my knees, still blind, "It doesn't really matter to me whether you died in the snow or not. Because I'm going to kill you now."
He leans in and I can smell his stale breath, "I'll tell Clutch that you said 'hello.'"
As the world slowly climbs back in to focus, I can see his vast shape pull in back for another blow. He's been so busy talking, though, that he didn't notice me slip my knife from it's sheath. And he's so stupid that he doesn't think to move his dumb foot before I jab my knife through the laces of his boot, straight through to the ground.
The scream is glorious and I revel in his agony.
Iron Grenadier Iron Anvil Lvl 1
Hurt Steeler -5
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