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12-13-2010, 01:00 AM
Destro's Son
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I.
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DOOM’s rogue doombot is on the loose and killing independently.
The sight of his blood drenched monster gives DOOM a chill of pride. It is a perfect killing machine.
After many late nights of attack, Weller is becoming, shall we say, irritable.
He raises his machine gun.
“Pete, what do you see?”
“Peter talk to me now.”
Weller is just staring into the dark, machine gun raised, waiting.
He hears the sound again.
Ok, this time DOOM heard it as well and joins his friend in taking aim on the darkness.
As the sound grows louder, out of the dark, a very large white bear lumbers toward them at top speed.
Both men fire more rounds than are countable at the bear, tearing it to bits.
“Take that you fu<king bear bastard, think you’ll eat me!”
“Pete”.
“DOOM?”
“DUCK.”
As hot shells drop into the snow melting it in small holes, DOOM fires a quick burst into the cobra trooper who spotted the bear slaughter.
Destro’s Son
GI Joe Machine Gunner lvl 1
Hurt Ice Viper Officer -4
Weller can no longer contain himself. He reaches into his combat sack, grabs a rainbow of pills and a bottle of Black Velvet Whiskey, then washes one down with the other.
Weller snaps a smelling salt under his nose and inhailed deeply. He reaches down and picks up the top of the bears skull, then sets it on his own head.
It’s so big, it almost stays on on it’s own, but Weller ties it down with a belt.
Famed actor Peter Weller then proceeds to butcher the entire cobra squad while screaming, “I FU<T A BEAR, KING KONG AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON ME!”
Hot shells cascade down in a beautiful sight, the juxtaposition of the horror of war, and the beauty of those twinkling lights off our spent rounds falling to the earth below.
The machine gun fire lights up the night, then silence.
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EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A LIE TO GET ATTENTION!
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