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12-07-2010, 08:24 AM
Hellion42
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I walked into a TJ Maxx today...
That's the joke part of the story, kids. The following is a smattering of fact, fiction and something more awesome than going, [wild hand gestures] "Mind Freak!" in an excited whisper:
And after elbowing and eye-gouging my way through a crowd of old women and fat guys with arms loads of last year's fashions at 1980's prices crammed under their armpits, I realized that I wasn't in a massive log jammed crowd of mouth breathers but rather the check out line.
Realizing my folly, I immediately flipped them all the bird as if they'd still deserved everything they got and stepped out of my first place position by way of moving a box of wrapping paper from its position in the check out crowd control barricade.
Upon replacing the wrapping paper boundry marker, I made my way back to the toys section, put on my game face and proceeded to be disappointed that no one was there to challenge me for their share of the post apocalyptic scatterings of toys from yesteryear. Yes, the long forgotten age of 2009...
After a quick survey, I spied nothing short of the controversial "Gold" faceshield HoH Viper and muttered a light "Oooo" that must've piqued the interest of the woman standing off to my distant left for she quickly moved in for my newfound bounty.
A swift and expertly placed kung-jist-fisto [Trademarked] blow to the left temple sent my opponent toppling backwards down a conveniently placed ramp in the store's design. I addressed the now stunned onlookers with, if might claim, epic war cry that lasted no less than 8 and no more than 12 seconds. Pounding my chest with my right hand, grasping my Viper and showing it defiantly into the air with my left.
...you know what? You're a jerk.
You're totally not supposed to disturb the detritus placidly playing the part of the velvet roping of bygone eras.
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