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09-25-2010, 12:30 PM
Destro's Son
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Doomstadt, Latveria R.I.
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The Carpathian Mountains: even as a young boy, the gypsies feared vampires.
Poor useless creatures, the vampire, spreading their condition like a leaper. The moment they bite you, you are one of them. However they are not the sexy southern gentlemen you think they are, I would make them more a kin to the American “crackhead”.
Vampires are slimy useless creatures, looking to feed, and then lying around fat and drunk on blood. Vile.
Peter and I come upon a sleeping nest of them curled together in what is known as a “bat ball”.
Incineration seemed to be the most effective and humanitarian thing to do, after all, these were once my villagers.
After we exterminate the nest, we creep slowly toward an IG target.
Then suddenly I hear in a whisper, “you been ninjaed Mo Fo”.
Pete had held behind to take care of a ninja on our tail, snapping his neck clean and dropping the body.
“That is a cobra ninja”, remarked Doom, “Don’t forget the scalp”.
“I did the Yo Joe also, thought you’d like that”.
“Thanks Pete”, Doom said in a whisper while drawing out a strange looking device, like a laser pointer, from his pocket.
“What gives?” asked Pete.
“Painting the Target with the homing laser, already called in a Doombot, it’s on it’s way”.
“Which one?” “I called in a GDU to be dropped on this location,” said Doom.
“OH man, I always wanted to see one of those work!” said Pete.
“ You will in three… two… one.”
From out of the sky falls the GDU, with a small chute that it dislocates ten feet above contact.
Iron Dragon looks at the unit and begins his attack, now keep in mind he’s not doing so well right now in the first place. This might have lead him to attack the GDU frontally.
The nicest way to put it was Iron Dragon basically ran face first into an adamantium wood chipper that laughs.
Destro's Son (Soldier) *
Hurt Iron Dragon -3
DOOM TILTS HIS HEAD BACK IN LOUD LAUGHTER.
In a quieter voice he says, "ahh you have got to enjoy the little things."
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EVERYTHING I JUST SAID WAS A LIE TO GET ATTENTION!
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