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Official G.I. Joe Command Team Recruiting Thread
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09-17-2010, 11:22 AM
!!Snake-Eyes!!
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: usa california
Posts: 4,831
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Destro's Son
JOES, ATTEN-TION!
"My name is Dr. Victor Von Doom, and I’m putting together a special team. And I need me MANY soldiers. MANY – Joeish – American – Soldiers.
Now y’all might have heard rumors about the next mission being in my home turf and it's a happenin' soon. Well, we’ll be leavin at exactly every 12 midnight\est.
We’re gonna be dropped into "the mountains", dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwackin’ guerilla army, we’re gonna be doin one thing, and thing only, Killin IG’s and COBRAS.
The members of both parties, have conquered Europe through murder, torture, intimidation, and terror. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do to them.
Now I don’t know about y’all. But I sure as hell, didn’t come down from the goddamn Latverian mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half Sicily, and then jump out of a fuckin air-o-plane, to teach the IG's an COBRAs lessons in humanity.
They ain’t got no humanity. They are the foot soldiers of Joe hatin, mass murderin manics, and they need to be destroyed.
That’s why any and every son-of-a-bitch we find wearin a uniform, there gonna die.
We will be cruel to the IGs an cobras, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty, in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.
And the snakes will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heals, and the edge of our knives.
And the IGs and snakes, will be sickened by us. And the Cobras, will talk about us. And BOTH, will fear us. And when they close their eyes at night, and their subconscious tortures them for the evil they’ve done, it will be with thoughts of us, that it tortures them with.
But I got a word of warning to all would be warriors.
When you join my command, you take on debit.
A debit you owe me, personally.
Every Joe under my command, owes me, one hundred iron snake scalps. And I want my scalps.
And all y’all will git me, one hundred iron snake scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead snakes or you will die trying."
SOOOOUND GOOD?
This is not a hoax, this is a wet works squad that posts at 12 est, w/o farkin around. We are going to teach the enemy about cruelty, don't wait to join, we are going to need to fortify the entire regiment with silver, wood, adamantium, vibranium lauchers with wooden tipped spikes.
If anyone wants to survive, nows the time to join.
I ask you, who better to dispatch monsters than Peter Weller and I.
PM me and CWO Flint to join the midnight monsters wetworks crew.
Spread the word.
YOOOOO JOE!
Quote:
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Destro's Son
I know... and knowing is, uh... something...
nothing would make me happier than to help disembowel, dismember & exterminate every one of those sub-human slugs of the earth...count me in!
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