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Friday the 13th, Jason Movies reviews
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04-28-2007, 08:30 PM
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At this point New Line Cinema takes over the property, and gives it back to the director of the first flick Sean Cunningham.
Cunningham remains as producer, but turns day to day operations to his nephew, Noel Cunningham.
His two main directives? Wrap this series up, and get that stupid hocky mask outta my film.
Jason Goes to Hell was billed as the Final Friday.
As such and armed with the two directives the writers did what the could.
They blew Jason up.
Literally. Instead of the familar image of a hock masked machete wielding manic Jason was literally blown up. The chunks including his heart go to the FBI's coroner, who becomes......a little obsessed with the black heart of Jason Voorhees......and he eats it.
No joke.
Which turns him into Jason.....sorta.....he still looks the same, with the exception of the blood trails by his mouth, but now Jason's essense has control of the body.
It sounds as bad as it is.
He then proceeds to jump from body to body via a heart vomit into his next victims mouth transfer.
There's some clap trap about a bounty hunter tracking Jason, and that he can only be reborn via another Voorhees woman, and a mystical dagger that can send Jason to hell.
Ugh long story short, Jason gets reborn.....full grown, hockey mask and all and completely messed up. There's a fight, and the mystical dagger becomes a sword and is plunged into Jason. Rays of light and large stone hands......your not imagining that LARGE STONE HANDS, pull Jason under the ground pressumably to hell. Leaving only his mask.
That should be it, but in what was meant as a joke from one New Line Property, to another, Freddy Krueger's gloved knife hand comes from the ground and drags the mask beneath the ground.
Again, pretty bad. With the peramiters set, the makers did what they could to provide the audience with something they had never done before in a F13 movie which was add a level of mystic to the series.
It was bad.
Avoid unless you a a serious hard core fan.....and yes I still watch it.....I watch even the worst of these movies regularly.
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