[Imperial_Ozma]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBaroness

You know how vaginas usually have teeth? Mine has teeth but those teeth pick up a machine gun for added protection incase anyone tries to jump me and then I just unclip my crotch patch and let the machine gun take over. I do open leg Matrix stye slow motion jumps while it shoots.

Quoted, because that's possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

Now let me add it to my sig.