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Official Cobra Command Recruitment Thread!!!!
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01-30-2010, 08:55 AM
darthdoug
Paranoid Schizophrenic
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 6,515
Attention: Fellow Cobras (& Clowns & Skirts who just can't stay away from this awesome thread!)
For about 22 games (as many as I can recall) I have been serving the orders of the Commander.
I started as a lonely grunt who came in just to create havoc (like many others),
I was recruited by VQ (The Pink Lord of the Sith) but refused to serve on his GI JOE team, as COBRA was where my heart was from day 1.
I was taken under the wings of Pyro, Money B & Rob and worked my way up to SL and then Co-Leader,
I was part of the team that won over 11 straight games against the Clown-Town posse,
My most favorite battle was the never-ending Maelstrom battle,
I have recruited some great COBRA teammates that are still with us today!
I have incessantly SPAMMED the HELL out of this thread with useless trivial pop-culture pics. (big smile).
I stirred up controversy creating massive waves of "midnight strikes" (partially the cause for the 2 hour buffer rule) haha...
I took a lot of heat for posting enless "Hot Women of COBRA" pics (and would do it again in a heartbeat).
I have given and taken orders, stuck up for my team, started fights with enemies and fellow-Snakes alike (all good stuff looking back)...
and after stepping down from leadership upon beginning my new job I have served as Cobra's advisor, Commando and now Lvl 1 Viper.
And now... with all this in my rearview mirror, this Dreadnok has decided it is time to ride off. I have a calling to go pillage the grape soda elsewhere. I do plan to remain a Hiss Tanker on this site!
As I leave, I am grateful for many things:
* The many friends I have made in this game (both Cobra and enemies alike)
* For going out on a winning note (like John Elway or Jerome Bettis)
* For never wearing any uniform other than those of
COBRA
(tisk, tisk at those wearing Clown makeup or skirts over their old Cobra Uni's)
* For the ability to serve all ranks on this team
* And for the memories I will take with me.
I certainly know I leave this game a better place. I know there's been games where I've stirred the pot a bit. However, if I didn't then I wouldn't be COBRA. I certainly never did so with ill will towards anyone and hope you all feel the same.
I want you guys to continue to kick ass!
I'm sure I will be popping in from time to time.
Sorry for the long speech! (not)
I leave my COBRA team with this one thought...
"I am not afraid of an army of Lions led by a Sheep, I am afraid of an army of Sheep led by a Lion."
- Alexander The Great
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