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10-13-2009, 03:46 PM
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Rules of Combating Clowns:
1) Never, EVER laugh at their jokes. Their words contain spores that may contaminate normal people. Opening your mouth to laugh means you can get infected. Breathing through your nose is fine, since their words get caught on nose hairs.
2) Just because they look and sound silly, doesn't mean they are harmless. I know, I've seen 'In living color' too, but never underestimate the power of the powder face.
3) If you get cornered by a clown, just throw objects at them. They will be forced to juggle them, allowing you to get to a safe distance. It's an automatic response, and it works every time.
4) Their red noses shoot ray beams. Avoid them if at all possible.
5) If you see a clown van, fall back and wait for backup. There will be 10,000 clowns in there. Be careful!
6) Should you step on one of their cream pie land mines, you're dead, even if you don't die right away. That stuff is toxic, and kills anything it touches, except for other clowns, who consider it a great meal.
7) Never fall for the "I don't even have any makeup on" trick. They may be wearing a normal persons skin as their mask.
Rob, how do you come up with this stuff?
I'm trying not to laugh my head off (because the prof would be a bit upset I wasn't paying attention)
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**Also want to point out that this is all in good fun, and we do have respect for our wig wearing opposition. **
And its understood that all clown and baboon jokes are in fun.
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