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Official Cobra Command Recruitment Thread!!!!
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10-08-2009, 12:51 PM
rob0213
Win, Lose or Die
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Canton, Michigan
Posts: 9,661
From the desk of Cobra Commander,
Re: Crushing the Joes.
Attention, Cobra Soldiers! Soon, we march into battle once again with those annoying G.I.Joe do -gooders. It has come to my attention that some of you are nervous, or perhaps worried about our chances, after the recent battle in which the aforementioned Joes defeated us. I'll have you know that it was all Destro's fault! That tin plated ninny NEVER listens! "My dear Cobra Commander this, My dear Cobra Commander that....."
That guy makes me want to shoot something! But I digress.
You, Cobra legions, are expected to do your part, and die for the glory of Cobra if need be. There is no better way to serve your leader. I, of course, wil command our opertaions from here at the Terror Drome, as I do not wish for you to be distracted by the sheer forcefullness of my very presence. It's for your own good, trust me.
I have sent two of my best to lead you in this operation. They know what needs to be done, but more importantly, they know the price of failure! I expect your obediance, I expect your determination, and I expect the utter dsestruction of the G.I.Joe team.
Oh, and if you see Serpentor, tell him I want my copy of Heros season three back on DVD. It's not like I can watch the new season without knowing what's happened before! I
know
he's still got it, Zartan told me Monday at our weekly MNF party in Springfield. And Zartan wouldn't lie to me. I know, he was hooked up to the Brainwave Scanner. I just
have
to know what is going on with Syler! I love that guy! If they ever made a movie of my life, I'm
sure
he'll totally be the one to play me.
Er........anyway.....yeah, win! The glory of Cobra depends upon your victory. More importantly, I have most of your pets here, and you will not get them back unitl I get a win. Please hurry, Wry1's dog is
not
a nice creature. I have allocated all of the resources you need to win. We even put a car bomb inside Candy the Balloon Bear's truck, to send a message to the "clowns". Professor Appel wasn't exactly thrilled, but again, a quick trip to the Brainwave Scanner took care of that. Hey RipCord, suck it! I just blew up your girlfriend! Boo Yah!
In closing, Cobra depends a victory. I've already murdered 3 Vipers while writing this, just to make my point. Plus, I like red. Can you tell? I think it makes my eyes look more evil. Seriously, it's really hard to look evil when your face is always covered! My tailor absoluely hates that. That's why I killed him. But I'm not such a bad guy. Well.....maybe. But I command you to win!
All people who do not step up will be forced to go to New York and watch the Biggest Loser marathon with those irritating Twins! Seriously, they can't get enough of trainer Bob! Personally, I think Gillian is more evil, but that is another rant. Enough! Go out and win, peons!
Cobra will accept nothing less!
Hail Cobra
Your benevolent leader, and soon to be ruler of the entire world,
Cobra Commander
CURRENT ROSTER:
Batmandk02 (Fearless Leader)
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ROB0213 (WELCOME BACK ROB!!! WELCOME BACK VET!!)
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Dealer Destro
There are 2 spots left untill we hit 40 players. What are you waiting for? Join Cobra, and take over the world!
Lock and load, Snakes! The new battle begins on 10-21-2009!!
__________________
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Cobra has won. The Battle is over. Or is it?
The Reign of Tears has begun! Check out my original G.I.Joe story!
http://www.thesector12.com/the-story-den-f10/gijoe-reign-of-tears-t1167.htm
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