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Official G.I. Joe Command Team Recruiting Thread
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09-08-2009, 01:09 AM
!!Snake-Eyes!!
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: usa california
Posts: 4,831
Quote:
Originally Posted by
darth_henning
I'm Gonna Kill Big Daddy Blue
(to I'm gonna Kill the Dog Next Door)
I once was a happy man
Of sound and stable mind
Then the Cobras got BDB
Doug put a ribbon on his head
To make him cute
But he still looked like
A big baboon
He had me over
To watch him sit and beg
he shot my knee
And made love to his beer
Now he talks all the night
And all of the day
Whenever he’s not blowing up my lawn
I didn’t get to sleep last night
Till very late
The stupid man talked
And grred
I woke up late
And ran to catch the bus
But I slipped on a land mine
I was certain
It wasn’t one of mine
With that that man
Had crossed over the line
I wanted to exterminate
Him and all his kind
From my lovely little forum....
I’m gonna kill Big Daddy Blue
Ain’t gonna talk anymore
’cause this is judgment day
The little runt has got to pay
No more posts in my thread
That stupid man will soon be gone
I’m gonna kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill that guy
I see the little monster
On the tank
So I grab an axe and off I go
And I try my best to get him
All I do is sever his big toe
VadersQuest comes
Outside to calm me
He says that blue and I
Should just be friends
He turns his pink face mask
on us to just calm down...
Then blue starts to talk
So I strangle him with all my might
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh
I’m gonna kill Big Daddy Blue
Ain’t gonna talk anymore
’cause this is judgment day
The little runt has got to pay
No more mines on my lawn
That stupid man will soon be gone
I’m gonna kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill that guy
Now the little whimps’s
In cobra heaven
I strangled him to death
And now I’m free
But my trouble ain’t
Quite over
Money-B called
The mods on me
I end up at
The Moderator station
Where I am told
That I must pay
A three hundred
post count fine
(*long pause*)
Wow!!
What a great value!
I think I’ll kill dsrader too!*
Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh!
I’m gonna kill the guy next door
Won’t call the mods anymore
I never liked him anyway
Three hundred isn’t much to pay!
There are bombs on my lawn
They must be his, big blue is gone
I’m gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill kill
Kill kill kill kill kill that guy
*sorry rader, your name was the only one on the roster that fit with the song.
thats got a nice jingle, funny as shit there lol
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